RALEIGH, NC – An elderly North Carolina man drove his car through the front of a Verizon store because his phone was not working and the store was closed. Everybody hates their cellphone carrier. High rates for inferior products, shitty customer service, and reception that fails when you need it most. Worst of all, those inconvenient phone store hours. Combine the latter with the crankiest senior citizen since Vicki Lawrence’s ‘Mama’ and you’re bound to have a mess. Just ask the staff at the Verizon store in the North Hills shopping center in Raleigh, NC. They found out the hard way that one ignores irate, irrational phone-deprived old men at one’s own peril. On July 26th, 74-year-old Charles Michael Hager’s phone wasn’t working, and neither were the six staff members in the store, it being a bit after the store’s 8 PM closing time. Most of us would just curse volubly and stalk away, but one look at the sheer unfettered determination on the face in the accompanying mugshot ...